All I want for Xmas is my …

I’m frustrating Adam because I won’t tell him what I want for Christmas.  He wants me to make it easy for him.  I want this book _________________.  This CD ___________________.  This belt _________________.  These shoes ______________.

I think that’s cheating.  I think part of the fun is spending time figuring out just the right gift.  He doesn’t think so.  In fact he doesn’t  think so so much that he’s given me a list a mile long of “gifts” that I can give him.  He wants a food processor, a new chef’s knife, a new industrial size mixer, a knife block, Patti Lapone’s biography, Carol Burnett’s biography.  It’s not going to be any fun if I HAVE to get him things on his list.

I actually have two things picked out for him.  Three actually.  Two are for sure.  One is a maybe.  It really depends on whether he is good or not.

As for me.  He wants to buy me an Ipod.  Or an I-Pad.  What will I do with an Ipad.  I’ll let him use it to read the Times on the way to work every morning.  As for a new Ipod,  I use my Ipod exactly four times a week.  Once each day on the trip downtown to work.  I read coming home so it’s not used on the return trip.  It’s six years old and for the most part it works fine.  It’s frozen a couple of times lately.  And the battery life is shot.  But it’s perfect for me.  I’d rather have something else.

I told him the same thing my mom used to say to me when I asked her what she wanted for Christmas:

“I just want you boys to be good this year.”

I just want him to be good this year.  And do what he’s told.  And tow the line.

All kidding aside, I don’t know what I want.  I need a bunch of stuff but it doesn’t make for fun Xmas gifts.  I need new work shoes.  And work pants.  New underwear.  New socks.  Not much fun.

Any of you guys out there have any ideas for me to give him.  If I don’t find something I’ll end up with a new food processor or industrial size mixer wrapped up under the tree  from him to me.

3 thoughts on “All I want for Xmas is my …

  1. Lemuel November 12, 2010 / 06:21

    Christmas gift giving has always been an issue with me. When I was very young and much more “in the spirit”, it was fun, but I had no money to buy anything. Now I’m older and jaded and its lost its luster and meaning. For myself I really, truly, seriously do not need anything – especially any *thing*. I’ve got a house crammed with things that I need to get rid of, not collect more of. But well-meaning folks will buy me things that I do not need or cannot/will not use. I’m with your mom.

  2. Java November 12, 2010 / 07:22

    I can’t think of anything I want or need for Christmas, nothing that can be bought anyway. I want to manage my time better and learn how to effectively prioritize. I need new undergarments, but don’t want anyone else to buy them for me. Hell, *I* don’t want to buy them for me, which is why I still need them.

    My mother is good at picking out gifts that people will like. I haven’t given the dear woman a Christmas/birthday/Mother’s Day gift in a few years. I’m such a dud.

    As for you and Adam, I sympathize with him. I’m lucky that Superman doesn’t want anything.

  3. Urspo November 15, 2010 / 23:02

    my family uses the ‘list of ideas’ as without most of us would be clueless. So I emphasize with adam on this one !

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