Dining Out 101

Here’s something NOT to do when dining out.

Do NOT.  I repeat do NOT make a reservation for the exact same time the restaurant closes.  So if the restaurant closes at 8:00, do not make a reservation for 8:00.  No one will like you.  In fact they’ll despise you.  A LOT!

And more importantly.

Do NOT.

I repeat.

Do NOT.

Show up for you 8:00 reservation, which is closing time 15 minutes late and expect to be seated.

ABSOLUTELY NO ONE IN THE RESTAURANT WILL LIKE YOU.

We’d rather have someone with Ebola eat in the restaurant than someone show up for a reservation 15 minutes after we close and expect to dine.

Just for the record, we sat them last night.  And they were served.  Nicely.  But no one smiled about it.

And to make matter worse they complained about their hotel room this morning.  They bought a Living Social voucher and then complained that they weren’t updated to a suite.

People piss me off.

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One thought on “Dining Out 101

  1. javabear February 24, 2015 / 17:03

    Did they at least leave a good tip?

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