Yesterday was mine and Adam’s fake anniversary. We met six years ago yesterday. We went on our first date six years from this Sunday. To honor the occasion I made the following post on Facebook.
Six years ago tonight two strangers in the space of about an hour asked me for my number. I usually declined and told them I wouldn’t call them. I have no idea what made me give both of them my number. John and Adam. Two days later Adam texted me and asked me to go out on a date. On the same day John texted me a picture of his penis. (It was a very nice penis.). A week later Adam and I went out on our first date. I’ve never spoken to John again. Happy fake anniversay Adam I’m glad I said yes. It’s been a great ride so far.
There was lots of merry making at our expense with Adam joking that he hoped his Dad wasn’t reading this. He was.
But then a relative of his chimed in and said, “T M I , Maddog. There are some of us that aren’t crazy about reading some of this stuff.” It was followed by a frowny face.
What part do you think offended her? The penis story? Or the fact that it’s mine and Adam’s 6th anniversary. I was taken aback by her comment to say the least. I’ve asked myself a dozen times if I thought she was kidding. I don’t think she was.
Until today I would have said she was a hip cool person. Now I’m not so sure.
I’ll have to think on this.