Day two of pissing off your waiter.

I just finished Day #4 of work this week.  I think I’m going to die before I finish work tomorrow (tonight).  It takes a lot of you to do this five times in a row.  I’d love to sleep in tomorrow, drink coffee, and then veg on the couch the rest of the night.  Can someone please call Adam and tell him to let me do this.

Speaking of work, this is another thing you can do to piss me off.

Buy a drink from the bar.  One drink.  Two people.  Move from the bar to my table.  And then sit there for two hours.  With your now empty drink.

This actually happened tonight.  Just as I was going on break I watched the guy buy the drink and move to my table.  Since I was already off the clock I didn’t feel like I could say anything to them.  They were still there when I got back.  And they were still there at  11:30.  And I really don’t care how big your muscles are.  Or how much your girl friend is in to you.  Or how hot you think you are.  It’s not cool.  If you want some place to make out, go home.  Of course it’s my guess that you aren’t at home because your girlfriend might not like the girl you are canoodling with.  Just my opinion.  So next time, drink your drink and get the fuck out.

Oh.  And it’s not cool to leave me a dollar on a 165 dollar check.

And don’t be all nice to me and tell me what  great waiter I am and how awesome a time you are having at my restaurant on your vacation from Texas and then leave me five dollars on a 100.  You know what kind of awesome time I want you to have now.  I want you to take cab home, drop your wallet in the backseat and discover tomorrow that someone/somewhere has used your credit card to order 5,000 dollars worth of porn.  That’s what I wish.

Now I must go to bed so I can do this again tomorrow.  (TONIGHT!)

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One thought on “Day two of pissing off your waiter.

  1. Java May 13, 2011 / 08:02

    That sucks. I hope you have a section full of appreciative good tippers tonight.

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