I found another job listing today for a position that I would fill perfectly.
It’s in Sherman, Texas.
I sent Adam an email asking him if he’d follow me there if I got the job…
Maybe it’s just me but I have a hard time seeing us walk down the streets in Sherman, Texas holding hands.
The last important thing historically to happen there according to Wikipedia is a race riot, where the courthouse was burned to the ground killing the black man hidden in the vault. When the body was discovered it was dragged behind a car, hung and then set on fire. Now granted that was in the 1930’s. But it is small town Texas. And I know that anyone can update a Wikipedia entry but the following sentence is in the entry:
“Despite the available schools in the Sherman area, most of the residents are extremely un-educated. To the average person, it would seem Sherman is about 20 years behind the rest of the world.”
I know I should make fun of small town America. But I come from small town America and I don’t have a lot of desire to return there. My idea of fun is NOT wearing camouflage down to the Walmart to pick up ammo for my rifle so I can hunt small animals for fun. I want to hunt my meat like civilized people at the grocery store.
Of course Adam will be excited to find out they have a Walmart Supercenter. And there’s another store only 8 miles away. And in less that 50 miles in any direction there are 20 Walmarts. I’m sure he’s starting to get excited about this after all.
To sweeten the deal a little more for him:
There are two Sonic’s in town. And if you are willing to drive at least 10 miles there are a total of five.
Of course it’s 25 miles to the nearest Long John Silvers but we could make do.
It’s only four hours from his home town.
Of course it’s only an hour from Dallas so maybe we aren’t completely in the middle of nowhere. There might actually be gay people in Dallas.
For 200,000 dollars we could get a 3 bedroom, 2.5 baths with an in-ground pool, and private guest quarters.
They do have 1.5 million dollar homes in the area as well so maybe we could find rich “benefactors” to support us.
For 50,000 we could live here: Sherman House
For 13,000 we could live here. It does Sit on two lots which makes it VERY desirable.
I have a boyfriend waiting for me to join him in bed.
Let me know if you think I should apply for the job in Sherman, Texas.