The following people suck tonight.
Fat Irish Women.
People from some unknown country that speaks Portuguese.
They all suck ass. All of them.
Especially the Portuguese speaking fucks!!!!
I feel better now.
I won 20 bucks tonight in a bet at work. I waited on a guy and when he paid the bill I discovered that his last name was similar to mine. I told him I thought his name was cool but that mine was cooler. He told me there was no way. I replied, “Wanna bet?” To which he said, “I’ll bet you 20 bucks, but you have to let my friends decide who’s name is cooler.” So I whipped out my credit card and showed it to his friends. Without even thinking they told him that I’d won the bet. He still didn’t believe me until i pulled out my license and showed that to him. Then he took out a 20 dollar bill and handed it to me. And to make it even better he tipped 20% on his 150 dollar tab.
You know who doesn’t suck tonight. Jason from Oceanside, California.
California will be continued tomorrow. I promise. I’m about to fall asleep at my keyboard.
Enjoy your Saturday everyone.