So let’s think about this.
My Iowan experiences include:
Almost two straight months with snow on the ground.
And two full weeks with temperatures at 20 below zero.
A tornado warning. Spent almost an hour in the basement waiting for the all clear.
Snow. Not a lot but it was April.
Two fire alarms.
Unfortunately, he doesn’t show up to turn off our alarm.
And now this. A fucking earthquake.
In the middle of nowhere Iowa? Come on. This is getting ridiculous.
THE TWELVE SIGNS OF THE END OF THE WORLD
3) The first sorrows will be in the form of calamities: ‘famines, pestilences and earthquakes in divers places’, fearful sights and great signs from heaven (Matt.24,7-8; Mark, 13,8; Luke 21,11).
Number three is earthquakes.
The world is going to end while I’m in Iowa? Isn’t that kind of redundant? Seriously? You’d think god would wait till I’m out of God’s country to deliver such a punishment to the world.
I can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings.
Start praying for me now…