As of 36 minutes ago I have health insurance. For the first time in two years. You have no idea how that makes me feel. I know longer have to worry about running for the train, falling down the stairs, breaking my leg and owing ten million dollars at the hospital. Or having my appendix burst, again, and owing 20 million dollars. It also means that I will no longer spend 500+ dollars a month on prescriptions. In fact they’ll cost me about 70 bucks. Yippeeeeeee!
Seriously. I have appointments already with everyone.
I have an appointment on Friday to see a podiatrist. You guys already know what my feet look like but in case you forgot here’s a reminder.
I see my Primary Care Physician the week I get back from Iowa. Cholesterol and prostate exam here I come.
And I have a dentist appointment for the middle of May.
I’m hoping to get a new eye exam from a REAL doctor in May as well.
By the time I leave for Oklahoma in June I’ll be just like new. I feel like Dorothy, the Lion, the
Tinman, and Scarecrow getting spruced up to see the Wizard. Maybe I can get my eyes dyed to match my gown.