Maddog’s Sexual History…

I saw this meme over at Ur-Spo’s earlier in the week and it looked fun. Maybe a bit embarrassing but fun all the same.

Have you ever had sex with the opposite sex?
No. Never had it never will. I used to think it might be fun to try it, but I’ve outgrown that silliness.

Who is the first person you came out to?
A friend I worked with sort of. We talked about it then it was never mentioned again. Then I moved to Atlanta and started waiting tables at a restaurant where all but two of the front of house employees were gay. It didn’t take long to knock the door down.

Are you out to your parents?
No. I’ve never talked about it with them. At the same time I don’t hide it. I don’t “gay” proof my house when they come to visit and I’ve had a couple of boyfriends that I’ve lived with that they’ve come to visit, seen the house and known that there was only one bed. That being said, I don’t talk about a lot of stuff with my parents so I’ve never felt like I needed to tell them.

Do you want kids?
No. I like playing with other people’s kids but I’ve never wanted my own. I’m too selfish to let them watch what they want on TV but more importantly, there are way TOO many kids in the world for me to bring in more.

Do you have more gay friends or straight friends?
If you’d ask four years ago it would have been gay. Now it’s probably straight.

Were you out in school?
Not in undergrad. It was a conservative religious school. That being said, half of my pledge class in my fraternity was gay. All of us came out much later. I was completely out though in both of my master’s programs.

Is your best friend the same sex as you?
No. M.M. has been my best friend for ten years. She is a lesbian, so that’s sort of like being a man.

If your best friend is the same sex, have you ever kissed them?
I have’t kissed M.M either.

Have you ever done crystal meth?
Once. It was a very messy night, that I don’t like to think about it. It was fun though.

Have you ever been in a sling?
Yes. Several times. It’s a lot of fun.

Have you ever done a 3-way?
Too many to count. And 4-ways. And 5-ways. And…well you get the point.

Have you ever dressed in drag?
Three or four times. Never seriously. Always having fun with my friends.

Would you ever date a drag queen?
Probably not. I’ve never seen one that was cute out of drag.
Do you enjoy leather, costumes or role playing?
I was very into leather when I first moved to NYC. That’s a about a months worth of posts in itself.

Are you a top/bottom or truly versatile?
Versatile. I always say…why limit yourself?

Have you seen an uncircumcised thingy?
Seen or done? They can be a lot of fun.
Are you uncircumcised?

Have you had sex with someone of a different race?
As I said, why limit yourself…

Have you ever barebacked?
Not in a very long time. But yes I have done it, in moments of stupidity.

How many Cher CDs do you own?
At least two.

Name your first true love?
Jim was my first boyfriend. Sam was my one and only true love. I love him still.

Do you still talk to them?
No. There were a series of events that finally made me realize that I couldn’t have him in my life unless he made some changes. He didn’t, I said good-bye.

Does size matter?
As I’ve said in this blog before. I’ll be the first to admit that I like big dicks. But I would also never not have sex, or date someone because of size. In the big scheme of things it’s not too important.

Biggest turn on?
Smile and eyes. If they’re blue it’s even better.

Biggest turn off?
Self-centeredness and egos.

Ever been harassed because you are gay?
A couple of times I’ve been called fag. I was once fired in NYC for being gay. It’s a fun little story that I’ll share sometime, but let’s just say the woman who did the firing was forced to pay for grad school.

Worst gay stereotype that applies to you?
I LOVE musical theatre and own many, many cast recordings. I’m not the biggest musical theatre queen ever, but I listen to them a lot. I also crochet as many of you know.

Ever been to a pride rally?
Many. NYC and Chicago.

Would you marry if you could?
Someone would have to ask first.

Would you rather be rich and smart or young and beautiful?
Rich and smart. I’m tired of being poor. And those things are long lasting if you know what you are doing.

Do you sculpt your eyebrows?
I’ve never had to. At least not yet.

Do you trim your body hair?
I used to shave my chest when I was working out. But I haven’t done that in a very long time.

Ever had sex with more than one person in a day?
HEHEHEHEHE. This one makes me giggle. I’d be hard pressed to say how many I’ve had sex with in one day.

Ever been to an orgy?
Sort of. I went to a sex club in NYC several times. Does that count.

Have you dated your best friends ex?
No. Probably won’t happen either.

Would you vote for Hilary Clinton if she ran for president?

If she were the Democratic nominee probably. But she’s not my first choice.

Do you want monogamy in your relationship?
I tend to like monogamy. If you aren’t going to be monogamous then it has to be mutually agreed upon.

Do you believe in true love?
I do. Unfortunately, it didn’t last.

Do you have any tattoos?
No. I’ve always said that the minute they finished the tattoo I’d change my mind and then have to spend thousands of dollars getting it removed.

Do you have any piercings?
My left nipple used to be pierced. But I took it out after a couple of years because it wouldn’t seem to heal.

Would you date a smoker?
Never. It’s the one deal breaker that I’m not negotiable about. My mother chained smoked when I was a kid and I’ve always hated it.

Do you know anyone who has died from HIV?
Surprisingly, only one. My friend Tony died about 15 years ago.

Do you know what Stonewall was?
Yes. It was a bar in NYC that just recently closed. The riots that occurred there started the gay rights movement.

Wonder Woman, Xena, or the Halliwell Sisters?
Wonder Woman.

Strangest place you have had sex?
Probably, in the sleeper part of an 18 wheeler truck. A friend of mine used to call me a truck stop whore.

Strangest place you’ve woken up?
I don’t usually sleep over until I know you. And if I did I probably wouldn’t sleep. I’d lay there looking at the clock waiting till time to get up.

Are your best years behind or in front of you?
Who knows. I hope not.

Favorite porn movie?
I’ve never been a huge fan of porn. I do have a fondness for the porn of the 80’s because that’s what I watched when I first came out. I also get a chuckle out of the movies with Kevin Miles because I knew him when he was not doing porn. Ah, was he a fun person to know….
Are you in love now?

Ever been in love with a straight guy/girl?
Crushes yes. A couple but not in love.

Did you ever have sex with them?

Have you ever been to a nude beach?
Black’s Beach in San Diego every day for almost two months when I first lived there. After a couple of times you forget that it’s a nude beach.

Have you ever been to a bath house?
Too many times to count.

Ever had sex in public?
Ummmmm. Yes. Once again tooooo many times to count.

Let me know if anyone else decides to do it. I’ll want to see what your answers are.